Terms
These terms are a draft for a website that is still being furnished. Nothing here is legal advice, and nothing Alfred says is medical advice.
The arrangement
Alfred is a household meal butler on WhatsApp. He suggests what to eat, what to buy, and how to get through a week when nobody wants to decide. He is not a clinic, not a dietitian, and not an emergency service. If someone is ill, contact a doctor. If someone is in danger, contact emergency services. Do not wait for a text.
Your kitchen, your judgement
You use the chat because you want help with meals. You stay responsible for what you buy, cook, and serve, including allergies and anything a clinician has already told you. Alfred can be wrong about a recipe. He can forget the coriander. He is not a guarantee, and a week of dinners is not a treatment.
The site may change
The site and the chat may change, pause, or close. The phone number published here is a placeholder. Do not rely on it for anything urgent, and do not treat a late reply as care.
The writing
The notes on this site are Alfred's. Do not copy them off and pretend you are the butler. A proper licence line will be added with the real terms.
Governing law will be named when a lawyer has looked at this draft. Until then, be decent, and write to hello@alfredhere.com if something here is wrong.